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HMZ: Commissioner Gordon: “Just Finished!…With OPC v Hagaki #Blackbox Footage!”

(HMZ) – Commissioner Gordon of the #IATLCommission has just the left bathroom with the #Blackbox in tow. “It took me a long time, but I finally got done. With the footage, that is. From OPC and Hagaki’s fight. Yep.” “It’s going to have to be cleaned up a little, as the whole thing is a […]

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INTER-National Barricade Day 2014 Timeline

-Re-Read the #Blackbox Saga- April 26th 11:25 AM: #iNBD begins. Rob Ford woke up a little late. Choppers about to be deployed. At least eleven that we know about. #Blackbox 11:43 AM: Chris Christie has ended it brunch early on word that Ford has indeed launched the choppers. CC is heading to The Situation room. #BlackBox […]

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HMZ: IATL Contingent Weighs in on INTER-National Barricade Day

(HMZ Riverside Extension) – Happy INTER-National Barricade Day!…Well, maybe not so Happy (sorry, Will Pharrell). Normally NBD is a time to have a BIG celebration, but this year a shocking scandal has rippled all across the IATL/HMZ/NBD landscape. For the first time, the Barricades seem to be tumbling down between the U.S./Canadian border! Mayor Rob Ford […]

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HMZ Update: Chris Christie Responds to #Blackbox Incident…And So Does Rob Ford!

(Jersey Turnpike) – After waiting well over 24 hours for a response from the New Jersey Governor, KWAK finally got Chris Christie to come out of wherever he was wedged by offering him at least half of the Trillion Dollars. In the mean time, word of the #Blackbox story did reach to Canada, where KWAK […]

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HMZ Update: KWAK Found with Trillion and #Blackbox…in New Jersey?

(Jersey Shore) – The OPC v Hagaki #Blackbox footage and IATL Trillion Dollar Bill are still intact! Oh yeah, and KWAK is alive with the M-102 Fighter…in Atlantic City, New Jersey. How the heck did he get there? “Yeah man, I tried to take the 8 Mile Portal back from London…but I did not have […]

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HMZ Update: KWAK Gets #Blackbox…Skips Town with it, Trillion Dollars

(Bay Area) – As per the mandate by Commissioner C. F. Gordon, KWAK made his way to the Sinai Peninsula in the M-102 Fighter to pick up the #Blackbox. However, the IATL Trillion Dollar Bill was not delivered to the people of S.P., and the current whereabouts of KWAK, the #Blackbox, and the Trillion Dollars […]

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HMZ Update: Commish Has #Blackbox En Route to HMZ with KWAK

(Industrial Area) – Commissioner Gordon of the #IATLCommission has commissioned for the decommissioned #Blackbox found from the ex-commissioned HG1 wreckage of the un-commissioned OPC v Hagaki battle to be commissioned back to HMZ this week. “After speaking with Officer Rolento F. Schugerg and  Major Jackson Briggs of the Red Beret, it is my decision that […]

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HMZ: OPC v Hagaki Blackbox Footage Found

(Air France) – After OPC and Hagaki’s battle last month that saw OPC defeat the 3 1/2 year #IATLChamp to claim the title (which he lost later that week), the question that has been on everyone’s mind is just what exactly happened during the match? OPC has been mute on the subject, and Hagaki deftly […]

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