Archive | April, 2014

HMZ: Sulus the Buffalo Herder Wants to Break 100 Mile 100 Beer Record

(HMZ) – This past week, a Canadian broke the mile/beer record, which Sulus the Buffalo Herder says has become quite the sensation around the office. The story brought him back to his youthful days, when slamming 100+ beers like Andre the Giant was a nightly affair. “Yeah, I had it in me to try and […]

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Andre the Black Nerd Drinks Faygo for the First Time

This past weekend was the Midwest Media Expo at the Renaissance Center in Detroit. Andre the Black Nerd had a panel, and being that Andre is from L.A., OPC wanted to know what the Nerd thought of Faygo. Andre said he hadn’t had any yet, but with a can of Faygo Rock & Rye on […]

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INTER-National Barricade Day 2014 Timeline

-Re-Read the #Blackbox Saga- April 26th 11:25 AM: #iNBD begins. Rob Ford woke up a little late. Choppers about to be deployed. At least eleven that we know about. #Blackbox 11:43 AM: Chris Christie has ended it brunch early on word that Ford has indeed launched the choppers. CC is heading to The Situation room. #BlackBox […]

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The Face of Humanity’s Extinction: Attack on Titan

  An anime that you have to see is Attack on Titan. Yes, you may have overheard someone talk about it already, or maybe you have seen this commercial: When I sat down to watch the first episode I was a bit skeptical. I was not sure how I felt about it, but I followed […]

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HMZ: IATL Contingent Weighs in on INTER-National Barricade Day

(HMZ Riverside Extension) – Happy INTER-National Barricade Day!…Well, maybe not so Happy (sorry, Will Pharrell). Normally NBD is a time to have a BIG celebration, but this year a shocking scandal has rippled all across the IATL/HMZ/NBD landscape. For the first time, the Barricades seem to be tumbling down between the U.S./Canadian border! Mayor Rob Ford […]

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HMZ Update: Chris Christie Responds to #Blackbox Incident…And So Does Rob Ford!

(Jersey Turnpike) – After waiting well over 24 hours for a response from the New Jersey Governor, KWAK finally got Chris Christie to come out of wherever he was wedged by offering him at least half of the Trillion Dollars. In the mean time, word of the #Blackbox story did reach to Canada, where KWAK […]

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HMZ Update: KWAK Found with Trillion and #Blackbox…in New Jersey?

(Jersey Shore) – The OPC v Hagaki #Blackbox footage and IATL Trillion Dollar Bill are still intact! Oh yeah, and KWAK is alive with the M-102 Fighter…in Atlantic City, New Jersey. How the heck did he get there? “Yeah man, I tried to take the 8 Mile Portal back from London…but I did not have […]

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HMZ Update: KWAK Gets #Blackbox…Skips Town with it, Trillion Dollars

(Bay Area) – As per the mandate by Commissioner C. F. Gordon, KWAK made his way to the Sinai Peninsula in the M-102 Fighter to pick up the #Blackbox. However, the IATL Trillion Dollar Bill was not delivered to the people of S.P., and the current whereabouts of KWAK, the #Blackbox, and the Trillion Dollars […]

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